m-azing:

bloodydifficult:

Olivier Armstrong, everyone.

I watched this show for the first time with my boyfriend recently, and I got spitting mad during this scene and at this character in general. When the episode was done, he said, “I know it’s really late and we were planning to go to bed after this one - but do you want to see what she does to him?”

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iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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armazing:

i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.

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regulatawm:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

Portal needs so much more appreciation than i see it get

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In a study of children aged 2-5, parents interrupted their daughters more than their sons, and fathers were more likely to talk simultaneously with their children than mothers were. Jennifer Coates says: “It seems that fathers try to control conversation more than mothers… and both parents try to control conversation more with daughters than with sons. The implicit message to girls is that they are more interruptible and that their right to speak is less than that of boys.”

Girls and boys’ differing understanding of when to talk, when to be quiet, what is polite and so on, has a visible impact on the dynamics of the classroom. Just as men dominate the floor in business meetings, academic conferences and so on, so little boys dominate in the classroom - and little girls let them.

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Working with children for over a decade, this is something I’ve noticed, actually. And for the majority, the little girls in my class and my co-worker’s classes all sit quietly and listen MUCH better than the boys do. Most boys don’t care to be quiet and sit still. And I don’t think this is an attribute of boys being “rowdier” or more “hyper” - believe me, the girls are JUST as off the wall as the boys if you aren’t telling them not to. It must be a learned behavior, and it must be enforced more with the girls so they know they can’t get away with it. You have no idea how many times in my career I’ve heard “boys will be boys,” and smiling parents as they tell me with a laugh, sorry, their son is “wild” and a “handful” as they introduce him to the class.

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And that’s how you do sexism.  That’s how it’s so effectively trained into every single citizen and indoctrinated as normal and right.

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Ahhhhh I see this all the time. My boss brings his 12yr old daughter to work a lot, and she’s really bright and I like talking to her, but her dad interrupts her all the time. She’ll be explaining her own school project to me and he’ll jump in and tell me about it. All I can do is really passive aggressively wait until he’s done talking and then try to be really pointed about asking her what she was about to say, and then seethe quietly at my boss.

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affabulous:

fairlion-jade:

wtfsocialjustice:

obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting

try boiling vegetables without adding any seasoning to that shit and eating it, the shit tastes like mushy nothingness.
this argument is doodoo as hell.

Besides the fact that this is a super weird argument… raw fish is delicious. I don’t even need soy sauce for my Sashimi, so your weird logic falls down there. Also a lot of meat tastes amazing if you simply just apply heat to it. Bacon in a skillet with no seasonings is totally worth eating an animal. 

Skipping right past the part where salt and deep frying aren’t plants.
Is the suggestion here that we just eat ketchup, mustard, bbq sauce, herbs, etc by themselves?
I really don’t understand what OP is getting at.

affabulous:

fairlion-jade:

wtfsocialjustice:

obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting

try boiling vegetables without adding any seasoning to that shit and eating it, the shit tastes like mushy nothingness.

this argument is doodoo as hell.

Besides the fact that this is a super weird argument… raw fish is delicious. I don’t even need soy sauce for my Sashimi, so your weird logic falls down there. Also a lot of meat tastes amazing if you simply just apply heat to it. Bacon in a skillet with no seasonings is totally worth eating an animal. 

Skipping right past the part where salt and deep frying aren’t plants.

Is the suggestion here that we just eat ketchup, mustard, bbq sauce, herbs, etc by themselves?

I really don’t understand what OP is getting at.

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

( Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

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passthedennerresin:

is that not what the book’s about?

passthedennerresin:

is that not what the book’s about?

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demonic-lionfish:

milliondollarnigga:

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

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